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Announcement ENX189-00000003
This document has been classified as Red Clearance. Citizens of Infrared
Clearance reading this document should report to the nearest Termination
Centre immediately.
Teach yourself Troubleshooting in 21 day-cycles
Know your enemies:
1. Communists:
1.1. Other Names:
Commies.
1.2. Description:
Communists are a dangerous subject. The Computer has a great hatred
for evil Communists. They seek to destroy the bliss that is Alpha Complex.
Communists are one of the secret societies that you are now tasked to
seek out and destroy. And, believe me, that is much more benevolent
than anything the Computer would do to them.
2. Hazardous Aberrant Computer Knowledge Eagerness Retainers:
2.1. Other Names:
Hackers.
2.2. Description:
Due to its complexity and elaborateness, the programming technique is
highly dangerous and forbidden for those below Indigo Security Clearance.
Under normal circumstances, the unauthorized computer knowledge damages
the clone brains, which results in painful expiration thereafter. Though,
according to the R&D report HAC-10678943, some commie traiters had
developed a method to protect themselves from the hazard. As a result,
those who possess illegal computer knowledge are labeled as Hackers
and subjects to termination.
3. Mutants:
3.1. Other Names:
Muties.
3.2. Description:
As any troubleshooter should know, the mutation itself is not a treason.
The Computer is awared that most mutants are the victims of Communist
conspiracy. Though, according to the PLC&MC report MUT-65448215,
mutants are found highly susceptible to Communist propaganda.
Any citizen with mutation syndromes should report to the nearest mutant
registration station. For the identification of mutations, please refer
to the Red Clearance Human Appearance and Behavior Criteria ABC-00108379,
which is accessible at any Public Terminals. Any unregistered mutant
is subject to termination.
4. Secret societies:
4.1. Other Names:
Sects.
4.2. Description:
We must admit that human is not perfect. Some citizens just don't have
the courage or purity to embrace the guidance of the Computer. The secret
societies are the gatherings of those unenlightened citizens.
As a truly friend to man-kind, the Computer is tolerant toward certain
patriotic secret societies, for example: Glorious Oligarchy Defender(GOD)
and DIE! MUTANTS!(DM!).
If you uncovered any secret society or the members of it, please fill
in the Secret Society Investigation forms SSI-02256379. Your help will
be noted and the appropriate counter actions will be taken after the
hazard evaluation procedures.
5. Citizens:
5.1. Other Names:
Infrareds.
5.2. Description:
Bascially, the Infrareds are the ones to be protected. However, as any
good troubleshooter should know, traitors are everywhere, willingly
or not. Be vigilant and
Happy Troubleshooting!
High Analyzer Hobgo-B-LIN
AuthorĄGTomahawk
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