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Troubleshooting and you
Holy Chant of Friend Computer:
(The Chant should be invoked three times a day at 0800, 1500 and 2100. Anyone failing to follow must report to the nearest Self-Confession Centre and file the HIV389-1001 forms. The punishment will be issued after a thorough investigation of the case.)
Fore the Reckoning, corruptions and pollutions there were.
When the land runs desolate,
From the innocent Infrared to the dilligent Ultraviolet,
Because the Computer so loved us,
High Analyzer Hobgo-B-LIN